A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody; come sit next to me.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
When you reach the end of your rope; tie a knot in it and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Ralph Waldo Emerson
P. J. O'Rourke
Henry David Thoreau
George Bernard Shaw